Confessions of a New Mom: Episode 4

It’s recently occurred to me, as my child becomes less dependent on the boob for nourishment…

…Has she ever wondered where MY nourishing boob is? 

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Confessions of a New Mom: Episode 1

I’ve only done this mom thing for a hair over a month, but I already have a sneaking suspicion that I can’t be the only one who sometimes opts for less-than-Pinterest mom behavior when no one is looking. Hence the premise for this new confessional series.

Here’s the first:

Just picked Alana’s first legit booger…

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…didn’t have a tissue handy. Fed booger to dog.

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