Confessions of a New Mom: Episode 1

I’ve only done this mom thing for a hair over a month, but I already have a sneaking suspicion that I can’t be the only one who sometimes opts for less-than-Pinterest mom behavior when no one is looking. Hence the premise for this new confessional series.

Here’s the first:

Just picked Alana’s first legit booger…

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…didn’t have a tissue handy. Fed booger to dog.

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4th Attempt

I have 3 partial blog entries, all left as drafts in various states of progress.

Because, well…

#lolmotherhood

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So, in the spirit of never having enough time to finish things ever again, I publish this, my first postpartum post!

Stay tuned for more!*

*Because who knows? I may get around to finishing at least one of these 3 other posts…or start writing 3 more…