Coming soon. Very, very soon.

Not another sappy motherhood blog…


The face of fear.

Hi, I’m Becca.  And I’m going to be a 30-something lady child pretending to be a MOM!  (thumbs up)

I’m not afraid to be really for-real about things.  FO’ REAL.

As long as we have that understanding, I cannot apologize for anything you read on this blog that might (read – will):

  • Offend
  • Disgust
  • Puzzle
  • Annoy
  • Shock
  • Cause dizziness, nausea, or numbness/tingling (in this case, please call your PCP or 911)